User:Doctadoom/Where's Wadlo?
“WHERE'S WADLO? CAN YOU FIND HIM?”
“WTF?! He stole my job! F***ing
Chinesepenguins...”
“Wadlo, Wadlo, Where art thou, Wadlo?”
Introduction[edit | edit source]
Where's Wadlo is a popular children's book series featuring a penguin who has totally screwed over Waldo replaced the famous Waldo of ''Where's Waldo?'' fame. The author of this article has been gracious enough to share these never-before-seen pictures. Find Wadlo!!
A Little History[edit | edit source]
To those pricks who believe all articles should be well-thought out examples of diligence and research, FUCK YOU! Uncyclopedia users come here to find Wadlo, not read up on his boring, simplistic history! But to satsify those of you cocksuckers, here's a little background.
Wadlo originated from a typographical error in the title of Martin Handford's {creator of Where's Waldo?} first Where's Waldo? book. He decided then and there to make a separate character, Wadlo, and publish him alongisde, but separately from, Waldo. But Wadlo at this point was just a name, and required, among other things, an image. He therefore needed to have a body, as he had a soul, and Handford didn't know what to do. Then Handford's granddaughter asked if Wadlo could be a penguin, and the animal fit perfectly.
The first Where's Wadlo? book sold quite poorly as a result of poor marketing in Antactica (penguins, surprisingly, were not terribly proud, or even interested, in their famous literary cousin), but once Wadlo hit the rest of the world, he was an instant hit. Copies were flying off the shelves, and soon people were clamoring for more of Wadlo. Handford complied, and even presented two new characters, Gadlo (Wadlo's evil twin) and Wadla (Wadlo's girlfriend). Jackalo was added later, but was not as well recieved as Gadlo and Wadla, mainly because Jackalo soon admitted she was a transvestite.
Happy now?...
Pictures[edit | edit source]
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Here are the pictures by difficulty. . .
Note: Some images torn taken from Where's Wadlo? activity books. Don't tell them.
RECENTLY ADDED: Wadlo and Gadlo go to Marvel/Wadlo Universe! (Difficult), Wadlo in the Llama Pack! (grueling)
COMING SOON: WADLO AND MARIO (Hard)
Lemon Squeezy[edit | edit source]
So easy a newborn could get it. none currently created
Easy[edit | edit source]
For kindergartners.
Medium[edit | edit source]
For annoying younger siblings (and stupid people).
Difficult[edit | edit source]
Perfect Christmas present for slow freshmen.
Hard[edit | edit source]
Only for cool people (if you can find him--it)
Grueling[edit | edit source]
So hard, a penguin couldn't do it.
