User:DiZ/Awards

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This user has checkmated the self-proclaimed grandmaster DiZ himself. I guess he/she should feel proud or something.

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For your outstanding achievements in making the world that much more prejudiced and intolerant, DiZ has awarded you the Flaming Racist Award. Wear it with honor, you f***ing wetback.


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For spreading the One, the Only Gospel of He-Who-Pwns-Indefinitely, DiZ has honored thee with the Ouroboros Appreciation Award.

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DiZ would like to thank you for taking the time to read and piss his article. I know it must have been painful.

Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, I would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them.

Happy Valentine's Day,
and I hope you get some this year.



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This page contains Ouroboros. Enough said.


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This user has shown an ample capacity to rock the fuck out. As such, he/she has been chosen by His Awesomeness, DiZ to take part in the greatest musical undertaking ever conceived.

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