User:DeletedUser0002/UnSignpost entry

My first UnSignpost entry ever!

By Matthlock

Oh boy, this is my first ever Uncyclopedia entry ever! I’m sort of excited about this. …………………………Uh, I don’t have much to say now. So, um, did you hear about that one guy who “watered” some guy’s garden? Yeah, ah drat, well……………………….. (What do I say?) ……………………………Hmmmmm……………… UPTOWN GIRL! SHE’S BEEN LIVIN’ IN HER UPTOWN WORLD! I BET SHE NEVER HAD A BACKSTREET GUY! I BET HER MAMA’S NEVER TOLD HER A LIE! I’M GONNA TRY for an UPTOWN GIRL! SHE’S BEEN LIVIN’ IN HER WHITE-BREAD WORLD! AND AS LONG AS ANYONE WITH HOT BLOOD CAN! NOW SHE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A DOWNTOWN A-MAN! THAT’S WHAT I AM! ……..Ah god, that’s terrible. Um……………. Speaking of which, did you know that I’m supposed to an UnNews judge? I always just love being the critic. I rate all of the articles in one of two ways, either I’ll rate it as TRRBL or Not TRRBL. Charles Barkley, please don’t sue me for ripping off your two most famous catchphrases. There’s other stuff too, but I forgot. I’m done now. Take it away, next guy up.