User:Darwin of suburbia/

This is a template that allows the user to sound like a middle class person complaining to the Telegraph about the ignoring of the working class. It is Hilariously tongue in cheek and British. If you don't get my pretentious humour, then you're probably a chad.

Mr writer, you seem to have been writing about something that really only applies to the middle classes . Cease to make these gross generalisations at once, as you mislead all and ignore the cultural richness we gain from ethnic people in the working class. Woe betide anyone who tries to impose the Middle class regime upon the working class for we would lose Burberry, Rap Music, Supermarket staff, Chlamydia and countless other cultural diversities. Narrow-mindedness such as this is one of the chief reasons why Ethnic types find it hard to integrate, and why chav teenagers struggle in school and feel rejected by society.