User:DanubianAgumon/Object Show

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An Object Show is a type of genre of “Competition.” where objects commit crimes across the world, such as Grand Larceny. Although far more often it’s a competition in between objects such as a Pineapple and a Picture of a logo of WLOL-LP.

History of object shows[edit | edit source]

An Example of an object show’s Intro.

The first ever object show is Battle for a Klondike Bar, Where objects fought against each other for it,but they also did war crimes,leading to the Honk Twins being cancelled on Youtube, where they hosted their show. Originally it was supposed to be just Ice Cubes, but that would've required effort. Object shows are inflamous (pun intended) for being hot garbage.It was created by the Honk Twins before Paramount pulled a ©️ and Copyrighted BFKB. So the twins purchased Paramount for 2 sticks of Butter and got their show back in 2012. This controversy over war crimes led to around 95% of object shows not doing war crimes, and only 1 out of the most popular ones still goes for war crimes.

Today, there are about more that 500 object shows out there on the internet. Most of which created by animators on Microsoft Paint.Only about 20 of these have actually went over 20 episodes, mainly due to what’s commonly known as Development Hell.

Nearly 3 years later, The Honk Twins created another object show,hoping it to be good.But just like my AI Dungeon and Dungeons and dragons campaigns,they never were finished.

How to make an object show[edit | edit source]

Step 1: Download Microsoft Paint[edit | edit source]

Download Microsoft Paint using a totally-not-sketchy link,similar to how you download Minecraft.You'll catch a Computer Virus,but it's one that'll help you make one.

Step 2: Computer starts burning down[edit | edit source]

What's that? Your Computer caught fire? Good,that's actually the next step.

Step 3: Get a New Computer[edit | edit source]

Purchase one from Botswana,I recommend it. Then repeat.

Further Information on BFKB[edit | edit source]

BFKB[edit | edit source]

  • Firey, 1st place
  • Firey, 2nd place
  • Firey, 3rd place
  • Firey, 4th place
  • Firey, 5th place
  • Computery, 6th place (Got murdered by Firey)

BFKB-HD2[edit | edit source]

This season wasn't finished because they were too lazy. The only known character was a character named Leafy.

Variations[edit | edit source]

There are many different variations of Object Shows.

Total Drama[edit | edit source]

Instead of Objects,they used animated humans. They pitched their idea to Cartoon Network and got turned into a show on their YouTube channel.The show was so successful that they got 5 seasons, and 2 spin-offs! One of which wasn’t even about competing.

I hate Quizzes,especially about Undertale!

Object Camps[edit | edit source]

Instead of Microsoft paint,They have people sign up as these characters and do the challenges and do stuff like quizzes.

Algicosathlon Camps[edit | edit source]

The Unholy fusion between Object Shows and Algicosathlons. Algicosathlons are just colors competing.

Common Runners of Algicosathlon Camps[edit | edit source]

Reviews of Object Shows[edit | edit source]

Battle for a Klondike Bar was rated a 4/10,due to the predictable plot and the poorly-drawn characters. The best an object show ever received was an 8.5 due to Bribery.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Logos[edit | edit source]

There were no logos, mainly because no one really wanted them. They just used text.

characters[edit | edit source]

This is a Pencil… That’s possessed. This is literally the only public-domain character of object shows that we could easily find since we are too lazy.

Possessed Pencil.jpg