User:Danielng920
Marcoland is located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. It is a country that is very secret. There are only three ways to get there. Anyway, here are the general information.
| Area |
1,000,001 sqkm |
| Population |
10,000,001 people |
| Leader |
Marco Lau, also known as Lord Marco |
| Highest Mountain |
0 meters |
| Deepest sea |
30 cm below sea level |
| Neigbors |
Maxland, Philipland |
How to get to Marcoland[edit | edit source]
Well, there are three ways, and only three. If you sail a teeny weeny itsy bitsy boat to the middle of the Pacific Ocean, you will find nothing, although it exists. Even if you were on a gigantic enormous huge large big cruise you'd sail right through it.
First way[edit | edit source]
Tie a string 2 mm thick on top of the Eiffel Tower and the other end to the top of CNN tower. Then climb on top of the Eiffel tower and start walking on the string. When you reach the CNN tower return to the Eiffel tower. Do this 5 times and by the fifth time you'd be at Marcoland.
Second way[edit | edit source]
Fly an aeroplane at the altitude 52,304 ft and jump down without anything except your violin and your clarinet. When you are airbourne, play Mozart's Eb major on the violin and when you finish bow then play the whole Figaro on the clarinet. By the time you finish, you'd be in Marcoland.
Third Way[edit | edit source]
Take a lump of Marcoium and put it 6,232 ft below sea level. Then fly a spacecraft to Venus and do a ballet dance. Then close your eyes for 5.288 seconds and open your eyes. Then you'll be in Marcoland.
Had fun trying to do these three tricks? If you managed to do this, you are really clever.
Leader[edit | edit source]
The leader is Lord Marco. He had introduced Musickrheumania into his land. Everyone (e.g. 2 of them) had joined Musickrheumania. They lived happily ever after. Er, not quite. No one liked Marco.So Marco decided to change his name to Marcy and called his land Empire Marcy.
The Leaders[edit | edit source]
The history of the leaders are the following(s):
1. Marco Lau (2006-)
Civilians[edit | edit source]
These are the following civilians:
1. Daniel Ng (2006 May 31 11:59p.m.-2006 June 1 0:00a.m.)
2. Isaac Dunlap (2006 Apr 6-Unknown)
Timeline[edit | edit source]
2006 Apr 4: Marcoland was established
2006 Apr 5: Marco decided to call himself the King
2006 May 31: Marco forced Daniel into his kingdom.
2006 June 1: Marco had an appointment with Max and he travelled to Maxland.
2006 June 2: An earthquake with 100 on the richter scale nearly destroyed Marcoland. Maxland didn't get shattered.
2006 June 3: Marco came back and found his kingdom in near-destroy status. He ordered Harry Potter to rebuilt his land.
2006 Oct 8: Marco discovered Marcoium.
2006 Oct 11: Isaac introduced Musickrheumania to Marco.
2006 Oct 12: Isaac crowned Marco as the Fortissimo (See Musickrheumania). Isaac became the idiotus primus.
2006 Oct 13-15: Fortissimo Marco forced 11 more civilians into his kingdom.
2006 Oct 16-20: Civilian rebellion.
2006 Oct 21: Marco disguised as Marcy and named his land Empire Marcy. He liquidated his civilians.
2007 Jan 1: Max decided to attack Empire Marcy. He brought his army (e.g. 1 soldier) and attacked Marcoland.
2007 Jan 2: Empire Marcy collapsed.
2007 Jan 3: Although Empire Marcy collapsed, Marcoland didn't.
2007 Jan 4: Max (King of Maxland) was very angry and reinforced (plus half-of-a-soldier) his army. (Total one-and-a-half soldiers in the army)
2007 Jan 5: Isaac saved Marcoland. (You might ask how. He put Marcoland in a safe).
2007 Jan 6: And Marco lived happily ever after.
2020 Feb 29: Er, not quite. He was fermataed (see Musickrheumania).
Wars[edit | edit source]
Maxland is located in the center of Marcoland. Yes, Maxland is completely surrounded by Marcoland. Although Maxland is small (1 sq m) it has a very powerful army. It destroyed Empire Marcy completely. On the other hand, Philipland is very small too.It is only 1.00001 sq m, but that's already bigger than Maxland. Marcoland loved to bully Maxland and Philipland. Currently, Maxland is fighting with Philipland.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
Marcoland is the most fantastic land in the world. Marco L. Come to Marcoland. Marco L. Marcoland will make you happy. Marco L. All quotes above is wrong...utterly nonsense. Doppy N.