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Musickrheumania (1969 - ) is properly named the independent free state of Musickrheumania. It is pronounced music-room-ayn-eeia. It was founded by Roger Dëhgan and his music students in Scona, Edmonton in order to answer the threat of Libraria and Dramal. It has gone through many victories and battles, and is now part of Empress Marcy's empire. If you ask your mother where it is, she'll say ask your dad, and vice versa. If you understand all these musical terms good for you, no one in the country knows what they mean.

The system of government

Dynamics

The system there is a feudal system, with the leader being fortissimo, as he is the loudest(big mouthed and headed). There is a huge dynamic gap between the fortissimo and the next rank. The next rank is mezzo-forte(also quite loud and rude), for members of the cabinet, omitting forte entirely. Mezzo-piano is for civilians who are being rewarded for their great deeds or loyalty. Piano is the ordinary civilian. Traitors and criminals are pianissimo.

Fortissimo	Highest rank of all
Forte	Doesn't exist at all
Mezzo-forte	Members of the cabinet Idiotus Primus Vice Idiotus Primus Minister of War/Peace/Justice Minister of External Affairs
Mezzo-piano	The knights
Harp	Ordinary Civilians
Pianissimo	Traitors and criminals

A sforzando signed by Lord Marco

A fermata (a very dangerous symbol)

Also, there are several more special dynamics in this feudal system. This feudal system is not static, because you can change ranks if the fortissimo wants you to. If you get crescendoed, that means you had rose up one step, e.g. piano to mezzo-piano, pianissimo to piano. If you get decrescendoed, or diminuendoed as we call it, that means you had dropped down one step, e.g. mezzo-forte to mezzo-piano, piano to pianissimo. If you get sforzandoed, that means you had rose up suddenly, as it had happened in the years of our Lord Marco. He had rose up from piano to mezzo-forte. If you get fermataed, or pause, that means your dead.

The first cabinet

The first fortissimo was Roger Dëhgan. He gathered his best students into his cabinet, therefore granting the rank of mezzo-forte to four now known people (short forms for the titles of power are given):

Idiotus Primus, I.P. (First Idiot)	Ross Harvey
Vice Idiotus Primus, V.I.P. (Vice First Idiot)	James Dunlap
Minister of War/Peace/Justice, M.O.W./P./J.	Chris Taylor
High Priest	Chris Taylor
Minister of External Affairs, M.O.E.A.	Daniel Kenway

This cabinet did not change with the exception of the fortissimos, as they came and left Scona. After the Musickrheumanians left high school, the fortissimo position went back to Roger Dëhgan.

Speed

The more rapid your rank changes, the faster the speed. When Musickrheumania was first introduced into CIS, the speed was Presto because Lord Marco fortissimo kept changing the ranks. A week later, most were settled, and the speed was Moderato, because we kept bribing people to join.(How Corrupt)

Policies

The Musickrheumanian(doesn't it sound arabian if you pronouce it phonetically) policy has been to liberate Scona from tyranny by fighting water pistol fights with dangerous and tyrannous states. The focus has now been moved to Chinese International School, combining with Marcyland to liberate it. You can learn about the policy by reading Harvey's Quotations. The first one is as follows: "All Musickrheumanians must grasp the truth: political power sprays from the nozzle of a water pistol."

History

Early years

Musickrheumania was founded in the 1969 as an answer to the threat of tyranny in Scona, despite the fact that they were probably a tyranny themselves. Roger Dëhgan made himself fortissimo and shot all those who didn’t support him with a bass-arrow, which is a double bas bow shot from a double bass. He also trumpeted people, which is rather similar to stoning with trumpets.

The four members of cabinet greatly supported him and helped convince people to support him. Vice Idiotus Primus James Dunlap helped the most, typing many articles of propaganda for Fortissimo Dëhgan. They fought battles and nearly succeeded in liberating the peoples of Scona, when Fortissimo Dëhgan suddenly left due to urgent limb problems. His limbs had been damaged by an Eskimo car on Highway One, which inspired him to compose Hig-wa-yo-ne.

This was a great shock for a "nation" which had been at the peak of their glory. It was the greatest shock for Musickrheumania in the past one-and-a-half years of their existence. Idiotus Primus Ross Harvey made an important speech to the cabinet of Musickrheumania saying that they would have to take action to give strength to the people while the nation attempted to recover.

Ross Harvey made a moving speech to the people of Musickrheumania, reciting for the first time his own quotations. V.I.P. James Dunlap typed probably the most memos of propaganda he would ever type in his life. The Minister of Justice instantly arrested Pianissimo Paul Bicknell and his band of traitors. The band had recently attempted to change the system of government of Musickrheumania. Idiotus Primus Harvey blamed the Fortissimo’s abrupt and sudden departure on the band. The Minister of External Affairs convinced Libraria and Dramal that Musickrheumania was still strong and going.

Another Fortissimo soon arrived, but did not show mush interest in Musickrheumania. Therefore, Musickrheumania went into steady but slow decline. Though its mission to liberate the school continued, it never ever again regained the great glory of the past.

Dark ages

After the people of Musickrheumania left high school in order to go their own ways, they, for the first time in their past, made Roger Dëhgan Fortissimo of Musickrheumania again. It is now documented as his second coming. But as Musickrheumania was now split(ha!) and without a place to liberate (they had left Scona) so they fell into what seemed like permanent decline. Many blamed this decline on the fact that Musickrheumania had become too right wing. But all historians know that they were wrong wing.

Recent recovery

In 2006, V.I.P. James Dunlap bought his son, Isaac Dunlap to help the V.I.P.’s parents move house. And during this process, he discovered the archives of Musickrheumania. He told his son everything about Musickrheumania. V.I.P. Dunlap then went to all the members of cabinet and the Fortissimo expressing his wishes to regain the former glory of Musickrheumania. His son decided that this had to happen. Isaac was already a member of Marcyland. He returned to CIS and became a noble of Marcyland, becoming Baron Isaac Dunlap. He convinced Empress Marcy to trust Musickrheumania.

Then, empress Marcy, who was desperately trying to hold off mass rebellions that were beginning to form, was made Fortissimo by Baron Isaac and became the fourth Fortissimo of Musickrheumania, and established the Empire of the independent free states of Marcoland and Musickrheumania. Also he made Baron Isaac a member of the cabinet of Musickrheumania, becoming a mezzo-forte of Musickrheumania.

The exact details about why Musickrheumania would want Fortissimo Marco are unclear, but we do know that Fortissimo Dëhgan had died not a few weeks before Fortissimo Marco Lau was made fortissimo (Assasination).

Fortissimos of Musickrheumania

The Fortissimos of Musickrheumania are listed, with the necessary titles next to them:

1. Roger Dëhgan (1969), Fortissimo Dëhgan, Son of Heaven, Roi Soleil.
   
2. Mrs. Cho (1969-1970), Fortissimo Cho.
   
3. Jerry Ozipco (1970 – 1971) Fortissimo Ozipco.
   
4. Roger Dëhgan (1971 – 2006), Fortissimo Dëhgan, Son of Heaven, Roi Soleil.
   
5. Marco Lau (2006 - ), Fortissimo Marco, Empress Marcy, Lord Marco, Marco the Great, Son of Heaven(yeah right), Roi Soleil.
   

Musickrheumanian National Anthem

The National Anthem is available at www.musickrheumania.org with arrangements for voice and piano, brass ensembles, voice and orchestra, voice and pistolestras (water pistol orchestras).

Musickrheumania!
Allegiance we pay to thee
For in they bounteous land
All men are free.
Musickrheumania!
Now Dramal too.
Musickrheumania,
We all love you,
We all love you.

Musickrheumania!
A fine, noble brotherhood
Exists throughout the land
Just as it should.
Musickrheumania!
Freedom will last
As long as everyone
Stays in his caste,
Stays in his caste.

Musickrheumania!
[Rest] Glorious, peace-loving state,
Ev'n though expansion
Must be your fate.
Musickrheumania!
Don't tempt us, or
We will be left no choice:
March off to war,
March off to war!

Musickrheumania!
Long live the fortissimo(Empress Marcy).
Enlightened leadership,
Roi Soleil glow.
Musickrheumania!
Strong, brave and free,
Musickrheumania.
We all love thee,
We all love thee!

Miscellaneous facts(mind this is true--except the last one)

• If you dig under the spot where Johannes Brahms lost his 456th knife, you will find a book prophesising the founding of Musickrheumania.
• Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart once claimed on at 7:15 p.m., on the 22nd day of June, in the year of our Lord 1749, that a Lord from a school from CIS would take over from a German Son of Heaven to rule over the greatest empire in musical history.
• Franz Schubert wrote a song cycle called Musickrheumania! that was hidden as English lieder were banned in Vienna at the time. Fortissimo Dëhgan hated it so much he ordered it to be burned at all costs.
• Since the tax rate in Musickrheumania is currently 0%,all residents are filthy rich and filthy dirty and stupid too.(like some people)

Tax

If Musickrheumania has no tax, it is going to collapse. So we decided to have the tax to be 10% for mfs, 16.2% for mps, 23% for ps and 51.8% for pps. If you add them up, 10+16.2+23+51.8= you get 100%. Marco is collecting 100% tax altogether!

He's gonna be rich!!!