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The DOS is invented in ancient Athens where the disks are enormous slabs of stone ten feet across. Aristotle is unimpressed at the amount of messing-around needed to get his soundhorn working with his copy of Command And Conquer.

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John Farnham announces his first farewell tour.
AC/DC is blamed for inventing Satan by people who don't like rock music. Satan decides to invent evil. He is disappointed to learn that evil already exists, and invents codecs out of spite.

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George "Bernard" Shaw in action.

Time gets lost under the couch cushions. As a result, the year 1002 doesn't stop for several centuries, until Dr Demento finds time, covered in dust and dead bugs but still functional. People declare 1002 prematurely over since they're so sick of it.
1067 is characterized by the frantic efforts of the population to learn French, following William the Conkerer's decisive victory over King "Don't be ridiculous, they can't shoot arrows this far!" Harold.
The Crusades are over, it's about time.
The Catholic Church excommunicates naughty bits after they are used by Galileo during a protest against the Pope.
Germany win the Hundred Years War after a penalty shoot-out. However the result of this match is still disputed, as some people claim that Germany wasn't in the Hundred Years War. But they are silly.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper.
Isaac Newton gathers together some fellow scientists for a friendly game of tiddlywinks after being refused entry to world apple eating championships, due to "propensity to form heretical conclusions after apple-related incidents."
Oliver Cromwell becomes Lord Protector of England, gets free ermine robe, orb and extra wart.

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The Intertemporal Association of Time Travellers gives 1714 the "Rather Boring" award.
1790 - A decade widely remembered due to the fact that people all over the place were saying "It's only ten years to 1800! We are doomed!".