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Don't Excuse Me Don't Excuse me is a term generally used when somebody drinks gallons of barf and them vomits it at a fancy dinner. Like the picture shown left, it can be used when you eat a huge hamburger and burp it. Also, it is used when somebody poops on there floor for people to be freaked out. It can even be used as a term when you need to get by a whole bunch of drunk fatties. It is most common when you fart. It is polite. My Article That Lasted 3 Weeks!- Angus Whopper Smith

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Today's featured picture This guy is my dad, he is so hansem, did you know his braces were just taken off? It made such a difference, LOOK! User:Cookies,yum!/Previous Featured Images has previous featured images.