User:Chickens505

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Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Chickens101?

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is cooler than you.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Chickens505 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user is a mutant.

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This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user fears the clowns.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

majic 8-ball "Are you drunk?-majic 8-ball on chickens505" “Chicken crossing the road, you say? A clear-cut example of poultry in motion.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Chicken propulsion Nick James77 For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Chickens505 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is cooler than you. User:Feureau/UserBox/freespeech BiffJim77