User:Catpan
A Catpan is a very mysterious object that can be found typically in kitchens because that's the most annoying place they can be, but more traditional and socially-accepted people will place their Catpan in a closet.
Name Origin[edit | edit source]
Some say that a Catpan would, in theory, have played on a Minecraft server, been a donator, and changed their nickname to "Catpan Nole" to mock that server's co-owner, Captain Noel, only to find out that they forgot an underscore and their nickname turned out as Catpan. This specific Catpan liked it so much that they changed their username on Minecraft from whatever dumb bullshit they had before.
Hobbies[edit | edit source]
Some say the Catpan, in its natural habitat, does nothing but play Minecraft, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Warmerise, and Mutilate-a-Doll 2. Rumor has it that most Catpans can play MEGALOVANIA on piano, despite not being much of a fan of the game MEGALOVANIA was popularized by in years. Catpans love Stardust Crusaders the best out of all of the parts in The JoJo and BowBow Show Show.
Stand Ability[edit | edit source]
The leader of the Catpans, known as Catpan, has a very particular Stand ability. His Stand is named 「SHOOP SHOOP DIDDY WOP CUMMA CUMMA WANG DANG」 because it makes no goddamn sense and needs no further explanation.