User:Bradaphraser/secret
The letter, as sent to WAY:
Hello. I am an administrator of the online parody of Wikipedia: Uncyclopedia. We have been operating for a year and a half now, and have built a rather impressive list of humorous articles. We feel that your sense of humor runs quite parallel to ours, and would be honored if you would join our ranks. We have reserved a username for you, and, with your writing talent, you would be sure to write articles of feature quality, if you so desired. Or just hang out, it's kinda open-ended, as we don't pay well (or at all, for that matter). The only real reason you'd be here is to enjoy being a part of this humor community and enjoy the praise and admiration that would come with it (plus, I'm sure you have a lot of hilarious ideas that don't quite make it into your songs, and I know from experience that Uncyclopedia makes a great test audience for jokes to see how well they fly, if you are so inclined. Again, this is an invitation, feel free to take it or leave it as you see fit, but we, too, appreciate a good mock up of Green Day ourselves (which can be found at http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Canadian_Idiot... which was started June 21, 2005, but has changed a lot since then. We went in a completely different direction than you did... and of course, we didn't ask permission, as you did,.. the curse and blessing of an internet humor site is that we aren't always thoughtful, as a collective.) If you would like to contact us, we can be found at http://en.uncyclopedia.co, and I can be contacted via my page there (http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Bradaphraser), clicking on chatroom on the left-hand side of the screen, sending a reply to my email address, entering the IRC chatroom at #uncyclopedia or #unnews, or screaming CHEESE AND WEASELS at the top of your lungs three times fast (ENUNCIATE! Very important). I realize you are busy promoting your new album and wish you nothing but the best of luck in that regard (and will be more than happy to promote it for you, as well ;) ).
Wait, what are you doing here? This page is secret! Go away!