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“Just What This Page Needed! A Quote From Myself!”

~ Box1ng Bear on His Own User Page

History

having nothing to do with TEACHERS, SCHOOLMATES, ME AND MY FRIENDS ETC. and SHOULDn't BE DELETED ON SIGHT.

This Wasn't My Fault. It Was An Accidental Gas Leak

How To Escape

Wha! You want to escape well nice try <insert name here>

History Of Typos

Now comeon who said i make tyopos all the time. I am a prefictly good speller and i know that because i trust in my abailyty so much that i wont even use the backspace button att all in this entire section! see i didnt use it at all an d i dont have use baackspace see! What Typos. Just forget the ytpos and stuff.

Step One

How many user pages do you see that really talk about the person who made it? No its more like a chance to create your own Uncylopedia how ever you want. but lets do somthing more intresting ok.

See Also

Many scientests conclude that this user my be a cartoon. But we may never know. In the meanwhile you can help Uncyclopedia by being funny and not stupid.

Battle with the deep down crazies.

Battle with the deep down crazies. This user has been know to be, well crazy. Here is a recorded interview

Interviewer: So, You've Been Here for almost 4 years now. What is your experience in a mental instution?
Bear: Well. To set the record straight. I AM NOT INSANE!
Interviwer: But, but, police found your mailman in your freezer.
Bear: Well, HOW DO YOU KNOW!?!?
Interviewer: Well what do you plan to do when you leave?
Bear: Just buy a house and watch endless Seinfeld reruns
(Nurse Walks In)
Nurse: Time For Your Shot.
Bear: NO! NO! NO! Never! Get Away!
(The Nurse Injects The Neddle)
Bear:(drowsy)tell... People my life... story...
(Bear passes out)
Interviewer:Umm... Where's the exit?
Nurse:I'm Sorry, Once Your here, you never leave...
(Sounds Of Furniture Falling Over)
Interviewer:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AHHHHHHHH MY WRIST!!! MY FEET IM NUMB... Uhh. Cannt .... move...
(A Smash Is Heard. the Tape Goes Dead)

'WARNING! File windowsnotepadxp.txt has opened'

Here are some articles i have writen/co-written Online Piracy And You Egg The Book Your New Computer Template:Optimistic How Did I Get In Arizona? OutRun2 Life With The Grues Grue Master UnPersonals Donate Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock? Glados READ ME! hehehehehehe! This read me will say nothing that will help you!!!!! How uninstall: you don't get it do you? You have a virus!!! Noob! why don't you enjoy your last seconds reading my message? If you try to erase this i will eat your soul and i wi- 'Message Stops Here'