User:Bloroninblorchspit

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Listen kids Bomb-laying master of oblivion Rick here! You know how much I love to dig the kids and the scene, righty? So love this article like the free-thinking, clean-bottom anarchists that you are. Don't be a fascist Thatcher on Rick, k kids?!

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Oh Look you Found a Seceret Oh My God! This User is opposed to the killing of Kenny! This User hates sock puppets! This User is protected by Jew Superrpowers! BEWARE! This User thinks outside the box! Danger! This User has backup! Ghosts Beware! This User is affiliated with the Ghostbusters! Golly! This User recognizes the awsomness of Butters! DANGER KEEP AWAY! This User is Dangerous avoid him at every cost! Summer School Sucks! Somebody kick it's ass into oblivion! AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SHOULD I!?!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT LOOKITTHAT ಠ_ಠ How many licks does it really take?!?!?! HOLY PIGSHIT!!! I have left this awful place, for looking back at the heinous acts I've done on this site, and just a plain disgrace to my intelligence, the Zim fandom and really just life in general........ Goodbye, I may return one day..... but it shall not be as Bloroninblorchspit! And no, no one has pointed out this fact, I realized it a long time ago, but to anyone who crosses this retarded page, I'm sorry have I infringed on your copyright or anything..... blah blah.... My shit was probably just my own way of advertising my poorly thought up fanfictions, thats what fanfiction.net is for........ So long assholes! User:MisterBladez636 is my new domain, so go bitch to that account now for what idiotic shit i've done in the past!