User:Bad Shroom/Synesthesia
Synesthesia (also spelled synæsthesia in some parts of Britain) is a neurological mental disorder that occurs when the patient believes that a letter or symbol is a certain color, along with other symptoms. Synesthesia currently affects a tragic 0.0001% of the world population and growing. Although a genetic ailment, Synesthesia is most common in Autistic racists, drug users, and those related to Stephen Hawking.
Effects of Synesthesia[edit | edit source]
Synesthesia is responsible for causing the victim to believe he/she is seeing sounds, tasting symbols, imagining letters like "B" as the color white, or all of the above. When one patient was asked what happened when a doctor said "Internet", the patient said he experienced the foul taste of raw sewage. Unforunately, the patient asked was believed to be a hater of the Internet, and was also mentally insane.
When victims of Synesthesia are given LSD, their brains are believed to go haywire. There are reports of victims visualizing Hell, seeing themselves as ducks, and the odd feeling of being raped by John Stamos. The ailed people soon become hyperactive, screaming uncontrollably in agony, and believing that they are swimming their own blood while multicolored letters float around them. After this stage, the victim usually commits suicide. Here is an example of what an actual synesthesia sufferer said during a drug dosage:
Patient:OH MY FUCKING GOD! OOOOOOOOH! GAH! THESE FUCKING BLACK NUMBERS ARE RAPING ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOOOOP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!