User:Andorin Kato/Vandalism (religion)

Vandalism is a diverse and open-minded religion practiced the world over by people of all races, faiths and shapes. It surpasses other religions such as Christianity in age and number of followers, but due to the nature of the belief system, it is widely ignored by those outside the religion. Followers of Vandalism express their faith and love for their deity, PLACEHOLDER, by defacing the monuments and websites of those who do not follow their ways.

History

Vandalism as a religion is nearly as old as mankind itself. Archaeologists have discovered evidence of early Vandals in caves that were once the homes of prehistoric humans. One of these cavemen (theorized to be Oog, though this is merely speculation) was apparently dissatisfied with the artwork of a fellow caveman (possibly Nnng) and expressed his dissatisfaction by altering the artwork, as pictured to the right. While the art itself, and the modifications made by Oog, are of course primitive when compared to today's standards, most experts agree that this is a very early demonstration of Vandalism.

Fundamental concepts

Followers of Vandalism believe that an unaltered work of art is an incomplete work of art. While Vandals have as much appreciation for artwork as any other chap, their way of expressing their opinion is substantially different from others. One notable aspect of Vandalism is that it allows any

Deity

All contributions made to works of art are made in the name of PLACEHOLDER.

Public reaction

As Vandalism is seen as a detrimental and unnecessary belief system, it is mostly ignored by the public at large.

Vandalism in history

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Well-known followers

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