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“How fucking gay.”
The theremin is a worthless box with metal rods protruding from its sides. Some refer to this abhorrent "contribution" to the musical world as an "instrument," though most psychologists agree that these people suffer from retardation
Origins[edit | edit source]
The theremin was ejected into the world through the scarred throbbing anus of Léon Theremin in 1919, 9 months after an incident involving PCP and a busted radiator. With his first glare at his demon child, Léon decided to exploit the worthless incarnate by bringing it upon the world.