User:AhhDiddums

User:AhhDiddums

This user is a zombie Give up your brains, and walk away.

“I'd hit it.”

~ User:AhhDiddums on Self

AhhDiddums

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years, 6 months and 21 days.

This user has been blocked 3.14159 times.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user fears the clowns.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

I've obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!!!

The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.

About Me

My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!

I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.

Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.

For your own safety, DO NOT open this door!!!

Why I'm Here

• Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
• Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
• This is the best place to not have a life.

I'm An Asshole

Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."

"SURPRISE, WE'RE HAVING SEX!!!"

I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge!

• 28 Gays Later
• Cleveland Steamers
• Election
• Molten Gay
• Randy Jackson

Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch

• The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel

I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)

• Harder, She Cried
• Dave Matthews RULES

I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES!

August, 2008

• 12. McCain to announce VP via tin can and string

April - May, 2008

• 11. Timmy accused of having cooties
• 10. Nader campaign voices concerns over spoiler effect

March - May, 2007

• 9. Falwell starts campaign against God
• 8. Video game blamed for school attack
• 7. Hamburglar executed

Februrary, 2007

• 6. Wikipedia admin gets laid
• 5. Student arrested for 15lbs of crack
• 4. God found dead at age of 15 billion
• 3. Study shows most zombies seeking a healthier diet
• 2. Hylian teen arrested for property damage FEATURED - 3/8/07
• 1. Anna Nicole Smith dead, other stuff also probably happening