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Sir Adrian Albert Gandalf Dumbledore Wolfgang Fernandez Mozart, esq., Ph.D, MD is an American/Venezuelan/Utopian deity who has connections with the mafia, the FBI, CIA, KFC, the governments of the South American Bitumen Emirate of Venezuela and the USA, as well as first hand knowledge of Hell, Heaven, and everything in between. He is known for his extraordinary and ingenious skillz.
Other Names[edit | edit source]
Because of AdrianF's highly confidential and dangerous exploits, he is often known by different names. These include Gogglemaster, Aadrian, John The Baptist, Gollum and Justin "The Man" Uthermann.
Early History[edit | edit source]
AdrianF was born on January 1st, 1 AD in the North Pole. Nobody is sure who his mother was. As to his father, it is rumored that AdrianF traveled back in time and fathered himself. From an early age AdrianF showed a keen interest in pwning n00bz. In the year 1337, AdrianF traveled to the future because he wanted to be able to use the internet to pwn more n00bz. AdrianF is the reason why your computer is slow today.
AdrianF's Mad Skillz and Pwnage of N00bz[edit | edit source]
One of AdrianF's talents is regularly pwning n00bz, nubz and nooblets in epic battles. For instance, in the year 666 AD, AdrianF pwned Your grandmother, one of the greatest n00bz who ever lived, after a long, arduous battle.
Mad Skillz[edit | edit source]
Because of his supreme status as an immortal deity, AdrianF has been bestowed with numerous divine powers, also known as "mad skillz". For example, AdrianF can walk through walls.[citation needed] AdrianF can fly.[citation needed] AdrianF can be in two places at once.[citation needed] Et cetera. These powers are especially useful for pwning n00bz and mighty wizards like Dumbledore, Gandalf and your mom.