User:A.R.G.U.S Mykal

This article lacks Allah. Allah is upset because there is there is too much Jesus in this article. In this day and age, everyone deserves equality. Don't fear Jihad as you transcribe this.

“I've never been to Spain, and don't really plan on it. All I think of are common Southerners like Ray Winston and the cast of EastEnders trying to get brown, poncing about on the Costa Del Dickhead complaining about how nobody speaks English.”

~ ARGUS Mykal on Spain

“It's like the government is legally giving every mother-beating cunt a box of hand grenades for £4.99.”

~ ARGUS Mykal on Fireworks

A.R.G.U.S Mykal is an Uncyclopedian and thinks he's funny.

Achievements

12th Oct 2007 - Made Madeline McCann article. --A.R.G.U.S Mykal 16:32, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

14th Oct 2007 - Made MOAR ALLAH template....now if I could make it a real template or find a use for it, that'd be awesome. --A.R.G.U.S Mykal 21:13, 14 October 2007 (UTC)