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I saw some girls in a hometown store
Who were sitting on a sofa, S-O-F-A sofa
Then those girls got off of the couch
And then they did some Yoga, Y-O-G-A yoga

Y-O-G-A yoga!

Well, I'm not the world's most flexible guy
But she could beat me at doing this thing
called Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
I know it's not that interesting to me
But that girl can flex her leg by doing
Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Well, I tried to do this and I tried to do that
Then my tire went flat
She came to me and got into my car
And I know that we could go this far

Y-O-G-A!

Well, I'm not the world's most stretchable guy
But, it came to me on this wonderful night
But it's yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

I came to the door
She dropped on the floor
It came to my head
And then this is what she said

"I know that you can't stretch your leg
But I hope you're not going to beg" but
It's yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Well, it's been long, cold and tired
Must've been so ruthlessly admired
But you know I can't stretch my leg
Because I've got a wooden peg

Well I'm not the world's most workable man
But I know that I can't
do yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

Yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga
Yo-yo-yo-yoga

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Lyrics and vocals- MagicBus
Music- The Kinks