UnTunes:Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions LIVE at the Big Corporate Superdome

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What follows is a rare bootlegged performance by Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions of their only hit, Feelin' Good Tonight, from 1981. Although the band was disappointed that their only major hit's only major performance was so short-lived, they continue to look on the bright side of things. As Latex Minion Number Three reflected, "Hey, we may have not made much money, but at least we got to go in front of 10,000 people to play Chuck Berry-influenced rock n' roll and introduce ourselves as 'Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions.' What more could any of us have ever asked for?" Johnny Feelgood has become something of a recluse in recent years, only entering the media's eye every few months to periodically threaten suicide.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions. Front: Johnny Feelgood. Back:Latex Minions.

Hey, all you minions, whatcha gonna do tonight?
Gonna hit the town, set this place alight!
And I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' good tonight.

But now it's cool,
There's no more school,
'cause I'm no fool,
I'm no one's tool,
And I don't drool,
Like some mule,
By the pool,
I'm much too cool,
So forget the rules!
Yeah!

Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.
Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.

No more school for me, the man just kicked me out!
The place was chokin' me, they hate what I'm about.
Was like a mask of latex, coverin' up my snout!

But now it's cool,
There's no more school,
'cause I'm no fool,
I'm no one's tool,
And I don't drool,
Like some mule,
By the pool,
I'm much too cool,
So forget the rules!
Yeah!

Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.
Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.

Oh! You'd better unleash the minions! Yeah!

*Solo*


Hey, all you minions, whatcha gonna do tonight?
Gonna hit the town, set this place alight!
And I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' good tonight.

But now it's cool,
There's no more school,
'cause I'm no fool,
I'm no one's tool,
And I don't drool,
Like some mule,
By the pool,
I'm much too cool,
So forget the rules!
Yeah!

Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.
Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.
Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.
Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions are feelin' good tonight.