UnScripts:The death of the Wikia Uncyclopedia

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Scene 1: Zombiebaron's talk page on the non-Wikia Unyclopedia.

Author's note: If you actually asked Zombiebaron this question, he would say no.

Figgycity50: "I hate the Wikia Uncylopedia. I think we should go and start a wiki war and go vandalize them."

Zombiebaron: "Yeah."


Scene 2: Zombiebaron is editing the global message, you know, the one at the top of the wiki.

Zombiebaron (typing): YOUR WIKI NEEDS YOU!! Fight in the Wiki war of us vs Wikia uncylopedia. Zombiebaron saves the file.


Scene 3: Every page on Uncyclopedia.

IFYMB!: *sees the message* "Let's FIGHT!"

Redhot: *sees the message* "Let's FIGHT!"

Lyrithia: *sees the message* "Let's FIGHT!"

Figgycity50: *sees the message* "I am already FIGHTING!"

everyone else: *sees the message* "Let's FIGHT!"


Scene 4: The Wikia Uncyclopedia.

The non-Wikian Uncyclopedians are vandalizing every page they can.

Wikian Uncyclopedian: "What is going on?!"

Wikian Uncyclopedian #2: "Dunno."

Wikian Uncyclopedian #3: "RUUUNNNN!!!!!"

Simslikesims: "I am fed up of this."


Scene 5: Wikia Support Center.

Simslikesims contacts Wikia and asks them to black out the Wikian Uncyclopedia for a bit while he fixes the problems.

Wikia Support: "You are now blacked out from Wikia forever."

Simslikesims: "THEY MISHEARD ME, DAMMIT!"

The other admins contacts Wikia and asks them to black out the Wikian Uncyclopedia for a bit while they fix the problems. They get the same response.

Wikia Support: "You are now blacked out from Wikia forever."

Wikian Uncyclopedia Admins: "THEY MISHEARD US, DAMMIT!"

With no person to govern them but Sophia, the Wikian Uncylopedians retreat to the non-Wikian Unyclopedia. Wikia Uncyclopedia is left to die.


Scene 5: The only Uncyclopedia left after the wiki war.

Zombiebaron and Figgycity50: "We made it everyone! Well done!"

Everyone: "WOO HOO YAY YAHOO!!!"

THE END