UnScripts:The average report in the UnNews studio
DUDUDUDU. Music plays for a bit. The only scene is the UnNews studio.
Lyrithia and Zombiebaron: "Hello, and welcome to UnNews, with Lyrithia and Zombiebaron."
Lyrithia looks at her screen, it has UnNews on it. If you wish to act this, the revision at the time of writing was http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=UnNews:Main_Page&oldid=5682015
Lyrithia: "Sean Connery has been confirmed to host Jeopardy after Alex Trebek retires in 2016."
She clickes the header.
Lyrithia: "He has a good hosting style and once won 1 million bucks for charity."
Lyrithia figures she went wrong.
Lyrithia: "Wait, was it Microsoft or Sean who one 1 million bucks?"
Zombiebaron continues while Lyrithia gets her facts right.
Zombiebaron: "Paul Walker was the victim of a fiery typecasting accident. He was killed on Saturday-"
Lyrithia is infected by her own brain while trying to figure her facts out. She goes crazy.
Lyrithya is apparanty rampant and is destroying the UnNews studio. A team of bears and specialists evacuate the cameramen and Zombiebaron, then neutralize the threat.
Specialists: "TASER HER! LASER HER! STAB HER! KILL HER! TAKE HER TO UNHOSPITAL! BOOK AB UNFUNERAL!"
They do all those things.
Zombiebaron: "Every day... Looks like we have to hire the builders, AGAIN."