UnPoetia:My Face Is So Fat

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"It was her own fault."
My face is so huge
It's all your fault, Ramona
You and your fat sisters
Always making me so stressed out
All I can think is
"God, I could use a fracking cupcake"
You shut your mouth, you whore!
Oh, shut up.
You're not angry at me.
And now you're crying?
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
STOP.
STOP!!!
(gunshots)
And that's why, your honor.