UnNews talk:Santa Claus not much of a kidnapper after all

Hey everyone. I've only been doing this a little while, but I'm having a lot of fun messing around with the Unnews section. I would love advice and suggestions. Thanks for reading! --Jives 01:00, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Later: Thanks for the suggestions, those who left them. I added some links and spelled Clause without the e. Also thanks to the person who trimmed it a bit in the center and added the pervert part. (ooh that sentence reads nicely in any context)--Jives 01:23, 20 December 2006 (UTC)