User:Jives

Jives a newbie. He writes articles while he should be working. If he is caught he will be summarily defenestrated. So respect that.

UnNews

• White House to rerun State of the Union
• Study on fact and fiction
• New Harry Potter title kind of morbid
• Wii is a terrorist plot
• New jurisdiction created for OJ lawsuits
• Don't fuck with Mt. Hood
• Santa Clause not much of a kidnapper
• Mall security guards harass actual criminal

Why?

• Why you should trust me

Articles

• Real estate
• American empire
• lunatic fringe

Most Importantly: Jives thinks <insert name here> is the coolest person ever. <insert name here> should leave Jives a message below and tell him how cool/crappy, funny/stupid his awesome/fecal articles are.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user fears the clowns.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

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usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

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