UnNews:Trump is the best thing to happen to America

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Thursday, February 23, 2017

You remember this, now that's 'Murican!

The good old USA... It was founded on two principles; the right to bear arms and the right to do whatever the fuck we want and for years it has been great... That is until the Democrats and their filthy "forward thinking" ideas got in the way. You know which presidents I'm talking about, "Bill Clinton", "Barack Obama who is really a muslim", "Others...".

For years, they've repealed many of our God given rights: the ability to judge people based on their differences, the ability to bear arms through filthy "gun control" laws and of course, the ability for young people to smoke cigarettes, and it's all because of some sort of "moral ground" that I don't think even exists... I believe it was made up by the Democrats.

Then I see someone who was going to fight for 'Murica and that someone is our lord and savior Donald Trump. This guy faced off any opposition from people who have been hired by the Democrat party (I mean why else would they be for "women's rights" and "equality"?) and he became president of these United States and now he's doing things to make 'Murica great.

He's preventing those filthy immigrants from coming into 'Murica which is a long time coming given how many of them are taking our jobs and making our food "internationalized", then he's getting rid of filthy laws that prevent people from "polluting" and "protecting sacred lands" which can only benefit 'Murica as it is our god given right to do whatever we want in 'Murica even if it means that "Democrats" will complain about "climate change" and "living standards".

Then there is this filthy law that I am really happy he is getting rid of and that is the "transgender bathroom" law.

This is not 'Murican!

I have had to deal with a female in the men's room who claims that she is a man but when in actuality she is a woman. I have held off saying this to her directly because the police would arrest me for breaking the law. Now that it's no longer law, I can walk up to this female and tell her: "What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom, lady, this is the men's restroom! Go use your own restroom, lady!"

It also makes me able to teach my kids what it means to be a 'Murican; no longer do I have to teach my kids to be "nice" and "compassionate". I can now teach my kids about "standing up for yourself" and "expressing your beliefs onto others" without none of that hissy pissy "human rights" crap.

There are people who may be complaining "Oh, my kid shouldn't have to go through this" and "Oh, I'm afraid to teach my kid to stand up for himself". Wellm you know what Mrs. Trannies? This is 'Murica and if your kids are pussies then well, they're not 'muricans at all.

I have one suggestion to Donald Trump and that is to get rid of anything that promotes "equality and fairness". We shouldn't have police for bullies, we should have our kids learn how to fight each other and maybe then will we have a 'murican society once again and we also shouldn't have people restricting what we can do based on "unfair competition", we should be allowed to compete the best that we can and if the little guy can't fight back, maybe then he will learn to fight back! Just look at the New England Patriots, they dominate every time and they don't get punished for it; why should everybody else have to follow the "democrats" rules based on "equality and fairness"?

God Speed Donald Trump, you are truly making 'Murica great again with every living breath you're taking.
-John Washington