UnNews:Sean Hannity debates Obama stand-in
10 August 2008
NEW YORK, New York -- Sean Hannity, the host of Hannity's America, will debate a Barack Obama surrogate, Truman Burgess. Burgess, an audience "plant," "impressed" Obama at a recent political rally by
mocking imitating the Democrats' presumptuous nominee, saying "You be takin' us from a culture o' nonsense to a culture o' absurdity, brutha Obama." Although Obama has no stock in the Fox News Channel, he asserted that he was going to "put Mr. Burgess on Fox News," to "tear up Sean Hannity." Hannity accepted the challenge, inviting the Obama stand-in to debate him.
"He's says he's going to tear me up," Hannity told viewers of the Hannity and Colmes news-and-variety show. "I have news for Mr. Burgess: I'll rip him a new one!"
When Hannity's co-host, Alan Colmes, resisted having Burgess on the show, complaining "I don't get enough air time as it is," Rupert Murdock, who owns all the world's media except MSNBC, which, he says, he wouldn't want even if Bill Gates were giving it away, decided to put Burgess on opposite Hannity on Hannity's own show, Hannity's America. (We keep repeating the name of the show, Hannity's America, because Murdock is paying for these plugs.)
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