UnNews:Lostprophets advertise for new singer
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29 November 2013
Beleaguered nu-metal act Lostprophets have responded to the conviction of former lead singer Ian Watkins by placing an online ad for his replacement:
We are a successful nu-metal band seeking to make a distinctive and original contribution with our next LP.
We are currently seeking an exceptionally good singer/performer to contribute to the development, recording and live performance of our new compositions, which we intend to release and promote in 2014.
This is a demanding role requiring a mature and engaging performer with an impressive vocal range and dynamics, excellent timing in complex and challenging arrangements, a sense of epic scale and storytelling, and a certain gravitas. Important - successful candidate must NOT be into raping babies.
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- Leverage, "Lostprophets' Ian Watkins: Descent from 'good guy' to depravity" BBC, November 29, 2013
- "Ian Watkins from Steps 'consulting lawyers' over story" BBC, November 29, 2013