UnNews:Celebrity death joke factories recycle James Brown jokes to conserve resources

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15 September 2009

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UNKNOWN, China -- Celebrity death joke companies, aiming to go green and conserve resources during an especially trying year of continuous celebrity deaths, have revisited older obituaries in an attempt to more quickly create puns about filmographies and celebrity scandals.

The following story was leaked to UnNews anonymously, the source purporting to be an enslaved worker tasked with creating jokes about Patrick Swayze.

UnNews will follow this abuse of labor laws as it develops.

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