UnNews:Abraham Lincoln latest celebrity accused in sexual harrassment witch hunt
Thursday, November 9, 2017
HOLLYWEIRD -- Harvey Weinstein has opened up a Pandora's box -- not to mention a witch hunt -- in which everyone from Ben Affleck to Kevin Spacey to former President Bush 41 has been accused of some kind of sexual misconduct. If Roy Moore and Louis CK weren't enough, a woman claims Abraham Lincoln "four scored" her seven years ago.
The woman, 27, who has not been named (and wasn't even alive when Lincoln was shot by renowned stage actor John Wilkes Booth on April 14, 1865 and died the next day) claims that our 16th President came up to her at a party (at 20, she was underage anyway) and pinned her to the wall. He then unzipped his "pantaloons" and whipped out his "John Wilkes Booth."
When asked whether it was really Lincoln, the woman retorted, "You think I don't know Lincoln when I see him? Elvis was there, too. And King Tut. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there, too."
It's possible she attended a costume party and got drunk/confused. It's also possible she's just making it up for the attention.
While sexual harassment is no laughing matter, it has been blown out of proportion and is now akin to a witch hunt, not unlike the Salem Witch Trials or the McCarthyism of the 1950s. Take Harvey Weinstein for all I care, he ruined Halloween. But please don't drag Kevin Spacey into this! I don't condone what he may or may not have done, but I forgive him. He's a damn good actor.
And don't drag Lincoln into this. He may have been a Republican, but that was before the party became the Donald Trump/Fox News scum it is today. Republicans back then were a lot like Democrats today. And you have FDR and the New Deal to thank for that.
This whole sexual harassment shit has gotten way out of hand, to the point of ridicule. And with all due respect to Rose McGowan, I wish she'd shut the hell up. She's going way overboard on the Weinstein scandal, demanding the entire Weinstein Company take the fall for one man's misdeeds, saying that everybody is complicit for doing business with Mr. Weinstein. Bullshit.
As for Lincoln, the dude wasn't even fucking alive when this girl was born! Who's gullible enough to believe her story?
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It seems I initially wrote this article in a haste and misspelled "harassment" in the title. UnNews regrets this error.
- Ashley Cullins "Hollywood Lawyers Up Amid Harassment Claims: Who Knew What and When?" Hollywood Reporter, November 8, 2017
- Tai Ni Wang "Weinstein's Impact: List of men accused of sexual misconduct" Associated Press, November 8, 2017