UnGames talk:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/0

Can you even win this? :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shinuzi Sama (talk • contribs)

Ummm... you do know about Uncyclopedia, don't you? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 01:03, Mar 10 2010 UTC

You spend the entire bloody game literally alone in the dark! What's the use of the items, or save points that don't exist? --Scofield 21:28, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

You mean you didn't manage to get out of the attic? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:58, Jan 5 2011 UTC

How do you get out! I've moved in every direction until the information began to loop! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Eibbor (talk • contribs)

Got stuck

I think I'm stuck. I just managed to get to the basement and found a Shovel in there, but I dunno where to use it. Any hints? - Tantalus Wednesday, 3:59, Feb 5 2011 UTC

I won't give too many clues, but look in the fireplace in the nursery. Nominally Humane! some time 04:33, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Damn, how could I have missed it... Much thanks, finally got to the Savepoint 4. Great game BTW, very addictive. - Tantalus Wednesday, 5:13, Feb 9 2011 UTC

Stuck from the start

Maybe I'm too stupid for this game, It seems that it's impossible for me to get out from attics, can I have at least some clue or hint please? -web surfer

Uhh...

I'm kinda frustrated right now. I managed to get to the rooftop but I don't know where to go next. There's no indication of anything, and I tried searching for anything that would serve as a means to continue on with the game, but the closest I seem to get is talk about "the moon" and "thick clouds" blocking it, preventing me from seeing anything. Can someone help me out? I'm just a few screens past the second save point.

Thanks. Dark Ermac 18:17, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Why does everyone keep expecting me to play the game for them? Sheesh! I'm guessing that you have either not tried using all the items that you have available, or you may have missed an item on the way. If you're still stuck, go back to the conservatory and investigate everything thoroughly. Pup 08:28 15 Feb '11

Wait, I forgot to grab the lightning rod hidden within the chimney. Damn, who would've thought of doing that? Dark Ermac 04:05, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

LIARS!

All the complaints about this game are lies! LIES! The truth is, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF THE ATTIC AND HAVE TO REMAIN ALONE IN THE DARK THE WHOLE TIME! If you still want to waste your time on this game, don't say I didn't warn you. --Scofield 12:36, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

What are you talking about? I managed to play the game just fine. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:47, 16 February 2011

There are some people who cannot accept their own lack of skill ad would rather believe in some sort of conspiracy theory. It's almost as though people believed that Uncyc was run by some kind of cabal! Pup 12:54 16 Feb '11

I don't think people should be giving out the clues and the escapes on the talk page, it's better to play the game and learn on the way rather than using the cheat book. Not to give anything away, but I really got looped on the puppies, figuring that POTR was doing a pun on his name and then realizing that the puppies were a decoy. There, that should save you half an hour of your day. You're welcome. Aleister 14:31 16-2-'11

Final Boss

So it says the rocket launcher can't target him because he's too swift but the laser doesn't do any damage. I tried combining them and it didn't do anything good. Anyone got suggestions? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 174.17.244.34 (talk • contribs)

Use the "puppy spray" you found at the doghouse. Immobilizes him for a good 5 minutes. You can then shoot at him with the laser. --Scofield 14:37, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

IM SO CONFSUED HELPP PLEASE :(

I have tried practically almost everything run in circles, zig zag, and yet I can not get out of the dark, I dropped the keys, made oragami, but what am I missing? Do do this stuff at the right part of the loop or what. I can not escape at all. I just wanna at least get out of the attic. --ArcticWolfy (talk) 04:48, August 9, 2012 (UTC)