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 Laboratory Score: 30 Moves: 27


> read manual
After several hours of moderately fascinating study, you are now a veritable master of the Mad Science transporter-operating art.


> look
You are in a room filled with pieces of scientific equipment, the most impressive of which is a model B8100X-T TechnoInc. matter transporter. It appears to have the optional 93++ AntiGrue module installed, but currently deactivated, due to a lack of power from the (now empty) TriTech PlasmaPower '04 fuel cells. Auxiliary power is provided by the BeamOps X-10 Radioactive Fuel source, but its fuel hopper currently empty.