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 Laboratory Score: 40 Moves: 28


> place ring in hopper

Uranium-238 rings must be all the vogue among today's stylish young hermit. The hopper closes with a contented click and a whaummmmmm. Lights on the 93++ AntiGrue module spark up. Now the chances of a teleportation hurling you into the fangs of a waiting grue are minimal!

Oh, in other news, that hermit has woken up now. You must have only stunned him with your weak, girlish attack.