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Welcome to the Zork Help Center. This help section is only for things relating to the shareware version of the game you are playing now.


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  • Q: What is exactly is Zork?
  • A: A text adventure game made by... REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99! ...Unfocom

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  • Q: What is Shareware?
  • A: A free crippled version of Software that you have to pay money for, plagued with nag screens, advertisements, missing features, and the like. Made to persuade the player to purchase the full version of the product.

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  • Q: How can I save/restore?
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  • Q: How do I get past those pesky nag screens?
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