Turkmen language

The Turkmen language is spoken primarily in Turkey, and is a minority language in Turkmenistan. It was created in the the early second millennium. It is notable for its phonology and writing system. While it is technically a turkic language, it is widely believed to have been significantly influenced by the Habsburg royal family, as well as from migration from the southern United States.

Phonology

Turkmen'th phonology is fairly thtandard for a Turkic language, but with a few notable ectheptions. Many of the differences from other Turkic languages are due to the standardisation of a number of speech disorders which may make the language easer to learn for some.

Vowels

Turkmen displays certain levels of vowel harmony. This means that speech in the language as well as singing can only happen in the harmonic minor scale. Turkmen's vowels are surprisingly intact despite it's relationship with thtandardising thpeech dithowdewth. The Turkmen alphabet represents these vowels very similarly to the way english spells its words, with absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever.

Condonantth

Turkmen is a lithped language, meaning that the alveolar thibilantth are lithped into voided dental fricativeth. Thith change ith thought to have rethulted from a king or thomething having a lithp and the lithp becoming aththothiated with being a very thmart boy, and like the king, and kingth cannot thpeak wrong, tho by definithion lithping ith correct turkmen. It ith thought by thome that Türkmənbå¢ý wad the one to introduthed thith lithp to the language, but thith ith actually falthe. The currently acthepted theory ith that the two countrieth where it ith thpoken actually thtarted out ath a lithper colony of Kathakhthtan, and then became an independent country.

In addithion, thinthe thome thpeakerth of turkmen cannot thay the uvular thtopth, they dropped out of the language very quickly as dome people had a thpeech dithorder where they cannot thay thothe thoundth.

Orthography

Turkmen is known to employ a number of currency symbols in ther writing, as well as using q, x, and v as vowels. This was created by ₺ürkm€nb墥 in an effort to make it so that fewer symbols would be needed to write the language, as well as to hide the fact that every person in his country had a lisp.

Alphabet Table

Capital	Lowercase	phoneme
A	a	ɑ
J	j	tʃ
B	b	b
₣	ƒ	f
Ә	ә	æ
₿	₩	β
H	₴	h~x
C	c	dʒ
€	ε	e
£	ſ	ʒ
₭	ĸ	k~q
L	l	l~ɫ
M	m	m
$	¢	ʃ
T	t	t̪
֏	₫	ð
Þ	þ	θ
V	v	y
X	x	ɯ
¥	ÿ	j
P	p	p
R	r	r
G	g	g~ɢ~ʁ
N	n	n
₦	₥	ŋ~ɴ
Q	q	ø
O	o	o
İ	ı	i
U	u	u
D	δ	d̪