That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World
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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
vacationing in the fucking dinosaur world, doing my Luigi thing with the Mesozoic shit and the cavepeople, right? Like, plumber badass shit.
and this fucking fire sumo[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mario, he makes a sumoline straight for me.
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
knife and scream like a little girl, and it rips the earth asunder. I fell for hours, with nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon, but it tries to impregnate me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major unwanted bastard offspring and a severe case of abdominal striae.
No, seriously. It fucking impregnated me.
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