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UnWeather Station

UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Some day
a 1% chance of
tornados

Some day
a 1% chance of
dullness

Tuesday
a 99.99% chance of
snow

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 5% chance of snow Today, we suggest flying a kite.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The odds of yesterday's forecast accuracy are about as good as today's stock market pricing index for crude oil.