Talk:Conservatives

What, you conservatives aren't going to delete all this horrible stuff. Shame on you. Conservatives are pussies. You'd never let this survive for a minute if this were Wikipedia. Rick Wood 23:33, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

I'm a conservative, and I really couldn't care less. It could be a bit funnier, though.--NWalterstorf 16:19, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

>>> I know, the liberal article is hilarious mostly and I AM a liberal through and through. This has few funny moments, but is not as good.

As the bassist for a rising punk band I have to say...

This is the greatest Uncyclopedia article EVER!

As an actual editor here, I have to say sign your comments, you coward! (and there are few good punk bands today, maybe you can fix that....but more likely you'll just further my stereotype that all punk bands value message over music) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

"...believe in calling a Spade a Spade, but not in letting him go to college."

This may be the best-written line on this site. 209.76.82.146 06:56, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

To Rick Wood (1st comment). Here are 2 reasons why we aren't going to "delete all this horrible stuff". 1. It's universally agreed that nothing hurts more than the truth, therefore it should be easy to see why we're not offended by a work of fiction. 2. We really like the 1st Amendment (and the 2nd) and have no intention of censoring or editing what you have to say...FYI, I hear the article on liberals gets edited fairly regularly. What's the name of that form of government that likes to edit what its citizens say or write? Hmm, I can't remember. I'll ask Jong Il. Regarding "Conservatives are pussies", poor boy I think you're confused. Even your own people would tell you that WE are the gun-toting, war-mongering, not-to-be-fucked-with type. Here's a homework assignment for you to prove my point. Go to you local sushi bar and yell "Conservatives are pussies". Record what happens. Next, go to a real bar and yell "Conservatives are pussies". Record what happens. A real bar is identified by the words "Semper Fi" which will be found on the back window of many of the pickup-trucks in the unpaved parking lot. An exemption will be accepted if I receive a note from your doctor stating cause of injury, in which case you will receive an A+.

Don't know who the hell wrote the wall of text above me but I guess it's someone with major butthurt. Anyways, to the butthurt guy: First off the government isn't coming in and editing articles on political liberal ideology but rather other butthurt people such as yourself (liberal or conservative). So no, it's not a totalitarian government editing pages but again, random butthurt folks like you editing each other. Next, a sushi bar and what you describe as a "real" bar are not even remotely close. It would have been funnier if you said coffee shop instead, since liberals always have their damn lattes. One last thing, if you're such a "gun-toting, war-mongering, not-to-be-fucked-with type", why didn't you leave a signature or anything to ID yourself? Whoops, I forgot, you're just another "internet tough guy" with butthurt. Looks like you get an F. Next time take this site's advice of being funny and not just stupid. --Unwikiguy 6:58, 24 June 2009 (UTC)