Talk:Clivus Multrum

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The edit you reverted wasn't entirely random: it was meant to stress the parallel between Clivus Multrum and Justin Beeber. Since you included the See Also yourself and used the same picture, I assumed you were trying to start up some kind of a series. It was meant as a little inside-joke for those in the know and a bit of absurdist humor for everyone else. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:53, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Fill me in, please. I have no idea who Justin Beeber is, and the only humor I ever saw in that article is the momentary humor of a reader being misdirected there. I just grabbed the photo at random. In fact, I grabbed the entire page at random, and scooped out most of the contents; did not intend to start a series. Now--Katy Perry? Spıke ¬ 00:00 11-Mar-11

Justin Beeber is... no one at all, but then, you know that. I saw you writing an article about someone very few people would know of, in about the same style as Justin Beeber, of about the same length, illustrated with the same picture, and with a "See Also" pointing from Multrum to Beeber. So, yeah, I definitely concluded that Clivus Multrum was riffing on Justin Beeber. And if that were true, redirecting both of them to a pop star seemed funny to me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:05, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Just seemed random to me. No Bieber fan is going to care about Clivus Multrum, and no waterless-toilet fan is going to actually want to visit Beeber. (I added the link just because the photos are the same.) Separately, no strong feelings about it, but why does that particular photo want to be large and on the left side? Solely to imitate the Justin Beeber page? Spıke ¬ 00:09 11-Mar-11
I think the pic should be changed. Right now, it's kinda implying that niggas are compost. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:15, 11 March 2011
It certainly doesn't imply any such thing. When I saw that picture, I didn't think "compost"; I thought, "some guy who works at City Hall." And maybe invents things in his spare time. Am not responsible for what you think, on seeing a photo of a black guy; but, in any rate, I invite a new photo, below. Spıke ¬ 00:30 11-Mar-11

Yes, that's exactly why I enlarged the picture and scooted it to my left. In my view, there are really only two reasonable choices here: either 1) Make the two articles part of a series; or 2) Don't use the same photo for both articles and link one to another. What you've done is really pretty confusing: Clivus Multrum strongly suggests that it has something to do with Justin Beeber... and you're going to have the reader trying to figure out what on earth the relationship between the articles is, and coming up empty-handed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:16, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

I don't intend to develop any such relationship. Feel free to use any suitable photo--or wait for me to stumble on one. Spıke ¬ 00:24 11-Mar-11

How's that? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:33, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Good work! I might play further with that caption as, in my opinion, beer and toilets go together even more closely than indicated. Spıke ¬ 00:43 11-Mar-11