Poop throwing monkeys

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"As a professor of Anthropology I do so enjoy these outings to the zoo, especially the antics of the primates. They look like they're having so much fun doing... wait, what are they doing? Oh my GO-achk!!!!"

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SPLAT!!!


"Jesus Fucking Christ; all over my new suit!! God damnit!!!"


SPLOUT!!!


"mmmrffffff, gag, phooey, gd dmnid, *spit*, phooo, ugh, gag"


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SPLOOTER!!! PLIFFF PLOP!!!


"Mudder flugger" (he poops in his own hand; flings it....)


"HEEEE HEEEEE" SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!



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