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Interested in studying the most amazing process that take place when the cell die? Want to know better the amazing world of Mother Nature? This course provide you with all you need to distinguish an ameba from protozoa and your genitalia from the rest of your body. In this course you will learn how to understand how is it possible to conceive a Chihuahua from an hippo, moreover you will be able to predict ovulation from the smell! Congratulations, you are a true biologist!
Visit Biology for exams details.
Ever considered to built something that defy logic or common sense? Are you willing to create monstrosities that will testify our involution as humankind? The course will provide every knowledge to shape, create and destroy things. We also have the reverse engineering course, where we pay you to do lessons you do not know about. Our goal is to make you understand the work of an engineer so We make you play with legos. Our engineering course offer the highest standard of quality that is so high our professors need ladders to teach. Remember if you are interested in this particular field We remind you to visit Engineering for more details.
Medical science (M3D-01):
Why not become a wealthy doctor? Fancy career, fast car, a lot of money and sexy nurses (We also offer the course for sexy nurse). We offer a dynamic approach based on every seasons of ER and Dr. House and a bit of Dr. Strange because he’s a doctor. We offer the most specific scientific method, called homeopathy. We also offer the most brilliant way to study anatomy, digging tombs. Visit
medicine for more informations and exams.
For those who do not possess a soul We suggest to become an eminent lawyer. Our course will be complete and focusing on how can you profit from tragedy, you will learn how to sound technical even to explain something easy as going to the toilette. You will engage in simulated trials where you will experience the sadistic treatment for the convicted innocents. Moreover you will be ready to be absolutely naggy about almost everyone else opinions. Visit
law for more informations and exams.
Political science (PLS-01):
Want something great from your life? Want power but frustrated to get it? Our political course offer only the best for you! You will study the oratorical art and engage in prolific dialogue about yourself with yourself, you will face the hard work of a politician and be prepared to always lie as never before. Our course provide every instrument to make you dominate this really messy world. Visit
Politics for more informations and exams.
Have you ever questioned your reality? Have you ever wanted to understand what brings a human to eat shit? Want to know the difference between maternal or paternal affection? Well this is the course made for you! We explore in deep the human mind so deep that you will experience the same mental illness. We provide a new clinical approach, making fun of the condition, moreover We teach only the best way to treat mental disability: Ignoring and deny the problem or else give some ADHD pills and a goodbye. Visit
Psychology for more informations and exams.
Want to know how is possible to fraud the poor? Have you ever wanted to become that bad guy from The Wolf of Wall Street? Now you can! We simply structured our lessons in a more dynamic way, selling door to door. After a few years of that you can become our junior partner that sells financial trash to the most vulnerable, offering false sense of earnings. After this period you may become a real manager or a vice executive, at this point the most you learnt is from your experience, plus you pay us twice (If you do not get it, you are not eligible for this course). Visit
Economy for more informations and exams.
We all know you choose this course because is the cheapest one. Shame on you! With this course you may become someone eligible for federal social aids and if you aspire for a profession We are happy to tell you good luck! In this course We will teach you the foundation of literature, Stephen King and Dan Brown. We guarantee that you won’t open a book anymore! Visit
Literature for more informations and exams.
