Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 3

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November 3:

  • 1914 - The Party Revolution occurs in England, which is renamed Airstrip One by Big Brother.
  • 1957 - Let's thank Big Brother for increasing the chocolate rations to 30 grams!
  • 1999 - Inner Party founded, but fails to reach power under the leadership of Big Brother Sada Walkington.
  • 2017 - Was today, this time last year. And yesterday this time tomorrow last year. And tomorrow this time yesterday last year. Information will not be correct next year. Unless this is a leap year.
  • 2019 - Will be today, this time next year. Or today, if today this year is now yesterday or before. Or out-of-date after this time next year.