Michael J. Pollard

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Michael J. Pollard (born as Michael Gay Pollard Sr.; May 30, 1839 - November 20, 2019) was a American actor, drag queen, Porn star, registered sex offender, and drug smuggler. He is best known for his surprisingly terrible roles in his films such as The Room, and Baby Geniuses, which earned him several Raspberry Awards, He is also the brother of Michael J. Fox whom is also an actor, Pollard married actor Zach Braff at a random farm.

Personal life[edit | edit source]

Michael Gay Pollard Sr. was born on May 30, 1839 Whitehall, Ohio, He attended Ohio State University and is the brother of Michael J. Fox whom is also an actor, Back in Pollards prime he was a player who'd attract many men, But once he reached his 50's people started to ignore him. Pollard married Zach Braff in 1971 but Pollard divorced due to his looks.

Controversies[edit | edit source]

Drug arrest[edit | edit source]

Pollard was arrested after snorting smarties behind a Ohio garbage can Pollard was found guilty and was sentenced to a day for good behavior, After his release Pollard offered advice to future inmates, He said "Don't Drop The Soap".

Career[edit | edit source]

Pollard's first role was in Dumb and Dumber which he played as himself, He was soon featured in a documentary titled "Top 10 worst actors of all time", He played a pedophile in Baby Geniuses and began getting noticed after he played the role in the best film of all time The Room, He was noticed by RuPaul and was shortly featured on the show as a Drag queen.

Death[edit | edit source]

Pollard died after getting breastfeeded poisonous milk by his ex-husband Zach Braff, At the time Pollard was 191 years old, Prisoners mourned his death saying "He had a nice dick".

Filmography[edit | edit source]

Films[edit | edit source]

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