List of fake conditions

There are many psychological conditions that people pretend are real but are actually fake. The following is a (potentially incomplete) list of them, in many categories, and a reason as to why they're fake.

Type of condition	Name of condition	Reason for fakeness
Neurodevelopmental disorders	ADHD	You're just diagnosing childhood. Every 16-year-old is naturally unable to not run around the house, impulsively blurt out phrases, be unable to resist asking a question, etc. If they can't, just raise your child properly and beat them repeatedly, swear at them, call them worthless, etc. - I was raised that way, and given that it's always been like that, it must without exception stay that way!
Neuropsychological disorders	Alcoholism	Alcohol is good for you, since it is made from actual food.
Mental disorders (eating disorder)	Anorexia/Bulimia	It's normal to not want to weigh 600 lbs.
Mental disorders (anxiety disorder)	Generalized anxiety disorder	It's normal to feel scared sometimes. I overcame it as a kid.
Mental disorders (anxiety disorder)	Social anxiety	It's normal to be shy sometimes. I was very shy in class, but I stopped now. Why the fuck can't you?
Neurodevelopmental disorders	Autism	Stop pathologizing nerdiness ffs! Anyone that really had this could have just not gotten vaccinated to prevent it.
Mental disorder (mood disorder)	Clinical Depression	It's normal to feel sad sometimes. Have you tried to go on a walk?
Mental and behavioral disorders	OCD	It's normal. No-one wants to get sick and die!
Neuropsychological disorders	Sex addiction	It's normal to be horny.
Psychosomatic disorders	Cancer	Cancer is fake because humans (as is every living thing) are designed by God. Human cells are thus perfect and is immune to destruction (aside from other creations of God, like viruses as they're also perfect)