HowTo:Make a long lasting impression in skoll

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“The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.”

~ Student on School

“The funniest thing in class is when I make copies of an assignment for my students to take home and then I make them write it in their notebooks because they didn't laugh at my joke. MUAHAHA”

~ Teacher on School

“The funniest moment in my sons class is when I come to his class to give him his spare pair of underwear.”

~ Your Mom on School

Why hello there you must be new to this school hi you must not know much but I am the most popular kid in school...oh you would like to be be as popular as I am well that will be quite a Challenge. I guess we can first start on how to make a good first impression.

Ahh two of the girls I mentored are still making memorable long lasting impressions in school. Be careful girls those batons could really leave you bruised.

Step 1:Get Some Bitches[edit | edit source]

One can not make a long lasting impression with just one single action you must make a series of small memorable actions so 'EVERYONE' will remember you and you may even get voted in class favorites as most retarded..oops...I mean most popular. Anyways to start off first go up to those girls and ask them if they want want to be your bitches just ask them politely. And spank them real good. And also tell them if they don't agree you will show them your fists of fury. Oh whats that...you're shy ehh... well no need to be shy you have your stunning good looks,Your intelligence,and your huge biceps. Now go along and I will watch your skills from a safe distance...umm...I mean from here.

ooh I guess you're just not they're type.Wow that's gotta hurt.

Step 2: Make A good Impression with the Administrators[edit | edit source]

Well yesterday didn't go to well, but you always have to get back up on that horse but in your case you won't be able to ride any horses for a while. Hehe (forced laugh). Anyways we should continue with making a good long lasting impression. Anyways your next assignment... I mean step is to go and throw this water balloon at that administrator over there so you could make a long lasting impression to him and all the other spectators..umm.. I mean innocent bystanders. Alright go ahead go along then...what do you mean you're afraid to get suspended... well this is just part of the process...oh well you could just tell your parents that it was so you could make a good impression to your friends. Oh yeah by the way in case you get caught which I highly doubt due to you awesome athletic skills, but just in case don't mention me alright. Oh .. why is the liquid yellow well don't peek but there is a surprise inside it so he will be sure to remember you and I promise he will remember you really well instead of using ordinary water. Now go along i'm going home now tell me what happens tomorrow.

Step 3: Get In a Fight and Win[edit | edit source]

Oh you're back I though I got rid of you?Oops. I mean of course you're back so how did it g. A weeks suspension. I see. And you're parents are sending you to boot camp for the summer oh well I guess it's all worth it just look how many people posted about you and Facebook. What did they say? oh they were praising you for your brilliance last week. Anyways I bought you this boxing glove so we could get to the second part of your journey. Third? Oh yes I forgot about those girls. Hehe. don't worry their gang isn't going to get you. Today anyways. They'll be watching you getting your ass kicked...umm I mean watch you triumph in todays fight. With who you ask, well don't worry about that I have it all taken care of I've been talking to this guy about how you have been talking shit about his mom and he is really eager to fight you. Man you should have seen him I've really been training him for this fight he has really impoved a lot and...oh I'm getting off topic anyways I'll just give him these boxing gloves that I bought with your money but don't wory they are so he wouldn't get so tired punching you so you will get the maximum experience. Anyways Ding Ding Round One.

Those boxing gloves are really good aren't you getting the maximum experience.

Step 4:If all else Fails make a long lasting Impression in the Internet.[edit | edit source]

Hehe. How do you feel. Well it will heal everything heals over time such as your ribs,neck, or severe internal bleeding. Anyways enough of that I know you need to breath through a tube from now but that can't stop you from conquering the social pyramid. Anyways I got you this computer from the apple store across the street. Here take it you can have it since I got a huge discount on it. Anyways I made a Facebook account for you so you can make a good impression on the Internet. II put all your favorite hobbies such as Kitten huffing,stalking little girls, and making gay porn videos. Those are your hobbies right anyways I also sent friend requests in your account to the finest people. Oh I almost forgot here take these magical pills so you could take your profile picture with. Anyways go take them don't worry they are perfectly safe. ooh look you got messaged by this hot chick| and she want to meet you today well I think you should go meet her in that back ally over there well good luck dude and congratulations

Wow I am loving your profile picture didn't those pills help.

Step 5:Wrapping it up[edit | edit source]

Wow you finally came. Well you have been gone for quite a long time. Oh yeah by the way how was your date. Oh. I see. A foursome two grandpas and one grandma. wow oh and the grandma is pregnant wow what are the odds. Well congratulations on the baby. Oh and you have been in juvie well thats to bad. Anyways I just came to give you a certificate for all your hard work in this program man I am so proud of you man now no one will ever forget yo so I got you this anyways have fun for the rest of your days in school. Oh you're going to military camp well what a coincidence my cousin will also go to military camp maybe he can teach you how to make a long impression there anyways goodbye or shall I say. Hup two three four. Hehe

Well theres your certificate and good luck in military school MAGGOT!!!

(Dinosarecool123 (talk) 05:18, 27 March 2013 (UTC))