HowTo:Eat Tide Pods

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Tide Pods are a funny meme that cause poison control calls every year. And now you, the reader, can enjoy every last moment with Tide Pods. Tide Pods are completely safe. Here is how to do them.

Steps[edit]

  1. Feed Tide Pods to your clothes. That way, they can eat them. Take the Tide Pod and toss them in the laundry. Look at how clothes love them so you are more attracted to Tide Pods. I love them.
  2. Stick one Tide Pod in your mouth, and bite down. The acids and bases will burn your mouth.
  3. Swallow. Let the pods burn your lungs, esophagus, and your stomach. The Tide Pods are washing your body, so it is fine.
  4. Eat another. And another. And ano--

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Where am I? Am I--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Am I going to die? Well...