Grand Theft Auto

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Grand Theft Auto is a fun, enjoyable, and FAMILY-FRIENDLY pastime. It was one of the first video games designed for small children. The main point of the game is to give little children lots of hugs and become best friends with all the children at the day care centre, oh and to massacre everyone on the streets of a completely gangster owned town. It is also the name of a series of popular games, including, but not limited to:

Grand Theft Auto Grand Theft Auto: Beirut Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom Stories
Grand Theft Auto: Television City Grand Theft Auto V
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