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Here's a wacky thought... should we have a section for great links to other sites? I'm thinking primarily as an UnNews feature. It'd be a VFL, for that big white area where there isn't anything. This isn't something from Wikipedia, but my own idea about possibly once again increasing the scope and appeal of Uncyclopedia. Tell me what you guys think, just throwing out something wacky like the Uncyclopedic innovator that I am. If it's stupid, please tell me.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:28, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

I'm all for Uncyc providing me with links to "the best porn on the web", and wonder why we don't already offer such a deal. --ZB 04:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Hell yes. --User:Nintendorulez 11:47, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Well, for UnNews, there could be daily links to news articles on other websites that are 'irreverent'. You know, the 'and finally' stories from News at Ten, like some parrot can say 'pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism', or a guy selling ice-cream in a snow storm. Stuff like that. Well, not quite like that, but you know what I mean. We'd need somebody to scout these out, though. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 10:09, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Perhaps we could replace the Recent articles box with these links, as on Wikipedia there is none[1], and we are suppsed to be a parody of them (I know they have no FL but...) ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:50, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I don't think you're serious about putting this on the Uncyclopedia front page, but your point about recent articles not being on the front page is a good one.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:21, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
I was serious... but now I don't think It'd look good. Perhaps at the gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle ads at the side could be replaced, seeming as google banned us form their results. Or we could get rid of Writer or n00b of the month and combine them with Uncyclopedian... I think I'll make a list:
  • Replace Recent Pages
  • "_____" Goooogle Ads
  • Combine Writer, n00b and Uncyclopedian of the month and put links in freed-up space
  • Put links where WOTD used to be
  • ???
  • Profit!
~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:40, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, Google ads going isn't an option - they are part of the hosting agreement -- sannse 11:42, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Struck out. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:53, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
And it took Google ages to figure out that the first link to a site should be to a site itself. Crazyswordsman 01:56, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Keep this off the main page?

Perhaps this should reside somewhere other than on the main page, due to a couple of Google-related issues:

  1. Google ads. Use a page on any external site instead of putting them on the main page here and we can remove the ads.
  2. Google pagerank. It's likely that our previous issues with Google are based on them mistaking us for a link farm. Dumping a pile of random links like this on the main page could get us targetted again, if any of the linked sites turn out to be spam. Carlb 19:19, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
That's why putting it on the UnNews page was suggested below. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:42, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

So what?

Has everybody just given up on this idea? Just spontaneously abandoned it like all other forum topics? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:58, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Why yes, we have. I am still interested in accepting applications for the position of VFL posters for UnNews, however. Maybe we should put a "Links of the day" section in there and just see what happens?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:24, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
That could work. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:34, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
How much risk of this filling with useless linkspam and links to shock-image sites? --Carlb 16:44, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
Pretty high...hmm... we should probably set up some babysitters, too, then, if we do this...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:25, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Everyone who wants to babysit the UnNews Link of the Day lists please sign below, in a way like this, somewhat: [Some witty comment indicating volunteering for a thankless job] - [username] [date of signature]

Or, of course, there could be a voting section for UnNews links (like for Ye Olde WOTD). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:00, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
Oh we're fucking doing this. Crazyswordsman 01:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Good. But it might help if more than two people agree. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:30, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

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